1000 post spammage--my version

[rynne]

If this isn't an occasion for the sparkly icon, I don't know what is...

Anyway, because I'm always up for some entertainment and comments *snicker*, if you'd like to participate in my version of the 1000-post meme (dude, when did I become such a memesheep?) currently making the rounds of my flist, you have two options.

1. Post something random. Maybe a link to a story you liked that we can subsequently squee over. A random comment is fine. Whatever works.

2. Comments round-robin. Take the beginning of this story and continue it.

It was a dark and stormy night. Remus and Sirius were at Remus's house, watching the lightning flash across the sky and listening to the thunder roll.

"Let's go outside, Moony," Sirius suggested suddenly, looking away from the window.

Remus blinked, taken aback. "But it's storming!" he protested.

"So?" Sirius asked, then grinned mischievously and darted from the room, heading for the front door. Now your turn!

And as added incentive, I will write custom-ordered fic (as long as there is no Remus/Snape, Remus/Tonks, or James/Sirius requested) for whoever posts comment #1000. I will drabble for whoever gets comments 100, 200, 300, etc. Be sure to announce it, if you're the person with any of those comment numbers, as I'll probably miss it myself.

Comments

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

See, I figure I can get the ball rolling with these and by the time I wake up tomorrow, the numbers will be higher but not that high, and therefore I'll be able to get to my goal more easily.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Or if higher than 100, there's always the next hundred mark to shoot for.

Am going to be gone most of tomorrow (until like nine pm or something), so I won't be able to aid anyone in spamming me (and I almost put smapping there :p).

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

... okay, "smapping" is the coolest word ever. Say it aloud. Smapping. You have to elongate the "s." Sssssssssssmapping. Ahahaha. But what does it mean?

Can you tell it's 4:45 on this coast?

[rynne.livejournal.com]

We could make up a meaning--any suggestions?

Ehehehe I get quite the same when I stay up until six am XD.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

It's definitely hitting someone. Possibly in a sexually teasing way. Possibly on the ass.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

So who would you want to smap, then? :p

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Oh god. So many people. I'll do a top ten list, though in no particular order. And I'll do them all in separate comments because I'm sneaky like that.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

First off, Gary Oldman comes to mind, if only because he is Sex in Sid & Nancy and I watched that tonight.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

And of course David Thewlis as well. Because he's incredibly witty and would probably say something absolutely hilarious in response. And, well, he's precious.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

And you could definitely take that comment and replace "David Thewlis" with "Neil Gaiman." That and I would just love to see Neil's reaction. And because he accidentally touched my bum once, so it'd be like returning the gesture. Ahahaha.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

And oh god. Dominic Monaghan. Because dude. Dom.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

I'm so impressed that I have icons to match all of these. XD But I think that stopped at the last one.

Ewan McGregor. Because who doesn't want to touch Ewan's ass? And he'd take it well; he's an exhibitionist.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

This'll be number six. I'm starting to lose count.

Ian Somerhalder. The man is sex. He seems kind of snotty, so he wouldn't much appreciate it, but I would.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Seven, Johnny Depp. Self-explanatory.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Eight is Michael Rosenbaum! Aha! Icon!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Dude, Neil Gaiman touched your bum? When? Where? Neil Gaiman!

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

It was COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT. Ahahahahaha. I don't think he even realized he did it.

I actually don't think you were reading my journal back then, so you have no idea of my craziness regarding Neil. He remembered us at the second signing we went to a month later. And he actually remembers my two friends and me in other countries. Like when hijack went to a book signing in England, she asked if he remembered the people who always wait at the back of the line, and he cut her off, saying that he remembered us. He's SO NICE. So so so nice.

Anyway, he was moving to hug me in this picture (it's huge) and his hand was a bit too low and he ended up accidentally touching my bum.

By the way, I look crazy in that picture like I'm practically peeing over meeting Neil, but I totally wasn't. He'd said something absolutely hilarious as the picture was taking, so I'm laughing, not going, "OMG SQUEEEEEEEEE!!"

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous. I so wish that I could meet a famous author guy like Neil Gaiman.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Neil is by far the easiest author to meet ever. He does so many signings. And he's definitely the coolest because he's so incredibly nice, and he's really, really easy to talk to and he's just... gah. Neil is a wonderful man and I absolutely adore him.

I'm considering spending the greater part of my weekend next weekend to go down to South Beach and buy Bill Clinton's new book and wait in line for him to sign it.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I saw that picture you posted, and dude, I so want to see Sid & Nancy right now.

(Along with Velvet Goldmine and Total Eclipse and other movies along those lines)

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

I can't find Total Eclipse anywhere, which upsets me as I really want to see it.

But more importantly... you've never seen VG? O_o!!!!!!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

The video stores here don't stock it! *absolutely horrified at the video stores*

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

The one down here only stocks it in VHS, which is weird because South Florida is crazy liberal and we have a huge gay population. In Gainesville, which is insanely conservative except for the giant university there, they have the DVD. It's kind of funny that Gainesville is the size of my pinky, but has a much better selection at their one Blockbuster than all of the Blockbusters down here combined.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Reno...is the middle of nowhere. I don't even know what our political affiliation is as a whole, because dude, no one thinks about Nevada. (Except Bush, because he was just here trying to gain support *cackles*)

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

I always thought Reno was a fairly big city. Weird.

Our political affiliation is Confused. Some parts are really conservative, others are really liberal. Where I live is fairly liberal, so it definitely surprises me about the lack of controversial movies at Blockbuster.

Man, you should have attacked his bus. At least you don't live under the rule of two Bushes, though. Jeb is my governor. >