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[rynne]

shinyopals is a cruel, cruel person. I was silly enough to ask her to give me names for the cliff, shag, marry meme, and she gave me GEORGE W. BUSH, STEVEN MOFFAT, AND DAVROS.






THIS REQUIRES SOME THOUGHT.

I'll marry Bush. Gah. It will be a completely sexless marriage where we never discuss politics, but with him I might have enough money and influence to actually do some good in the world. So, yeah.

But between Davros and Moffat...

Davros would kill me, and probably sooner than look at me. Moffat is a douchebag I emphatically do not want to encourage by rewarding him with sex.

So the question is, which is worse, sex with Moffat, or death? And I'm not even going into how icky Davros is.

Okay. This is going to be horrible, but...I'll shag Davros. Moffat goes over the cliff.

*IS TRAUMATIZED*

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[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

YOU'D SHAG DAVROS. OH DEAR LORD.

Actually, I'd cliff Moffat and run up to Davros shouting "DAVVIE BABY" and he'd kill me before I had to marry Bush.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'd cliff Moffat and run up to Davros shouting "DAVVIE BABY" and he'd kill me before I had to marry Bush.

WORKS FOR ME.

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

Oh, you poor thing. The choice would have broken my brain. (Well...I don't dislike Moffat that much.) Drink up! Maybe that's how Laura endures.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think the choice was designed to break my brain. :p But yeah, a drink (or two, or three) might help me cope. XD

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA.

You know, a few people asked me for options, but I'm not sure I can come up with anything this appalling. :D

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Well, Opal is a very...special person, isn't she? :D

[arabian.livejournal.com]

That was just beyond cruel. Seriously. TOO CRUEL. I don't know if I could have done that. You poor, poor thing. The one good thing though is that regardless of who else was there, I know I'd throw Moffat off the cliff. Oh, I don't know if Hitler was one of the other choices, I'd shag Moffat, just to laugh at him afterwards. Is that too cruel too?

[rynne.livejournal.com]

SO VERY CRUEL. And she laughed when I told her how traumatized I was. XD

I knew when I asked her that she'd most likely give me Moffat and Bush, and I figured that no matter who the third was, I'd throw Moffat off the cliff. Davros threw me a bit of a loop, because, you know, DAVROS. Still, apparently I'd rather shag Davros than Moffat, which is...good to know, I suppose. XD

Though I hadn't thought about shagging him just to laugh at him. Good idea! :p

[starlightmoonla.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is really just plain cruel right there. I wouldn't know where to start. ^_^"

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. Opal is a total sadist. :p

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.