...help?

Help me think of stuff to write for pervy_werewolf's Lusty Month of May challenge and I will love you all forever.

Pairings are not an issue, but if you suggest requited Remus/Snape or Remus/Tonks, then ummm...no. Any other Remus pairing is fair game, though I'm sure most, if not all, of you know of my predilection for Remus/Sirius *g*.

Plots, though not required, are very helpful :p.

I reserve the right to put my own twist on anything you suggest.

Also, being as this is from pervy_werewolf, it must include Remus and sex in some way :p. Doesn't have to be NC-17, I don't think, but it has to be Remus-centric and has to involve sex (hence the "Lusty" part of the challenge ;)).

*SHOWERS LOVE ON ALL OF YOU*

...wah

Gah.

Wrote het.

Remus het.

Remus/Lily to be precise.

With some rather ambiguous morals, at that. Or maybe it's just that they're acting like horny teenagers. Whatever.

...I wrote het.

*wibbles*

Please tell me how obvious it is that I'm a slasher trying to write het. Remus is gay. *decisive nod* And Lily should only be with James (or with Snape. :p @ prettyveela).

*more wibbling*

AND IT'S SMUT TOO.

*is terribly ashamed*