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[rynne]

Plot, why do you plague me so? 8,000 words into the fic (which was supposed to be just a drabble), and finally I can start the sex.

How do people write Vadersex? Half of his body is mechanical, and the other half is completely covered up almost all the time. He can't even kiss someone in a normal atmosphere without choking to death, probably. And I have to wonder (very crudely), if he even still has a working penis, after lying face down on the banks of a lava flow for who knows how long. He reminds me of Shishio from Kenshin.

Ah well, I'll make do. This fic has way too much momentum for me to be deterred, and I have a few ideas. (And, thankfully, a beta reader who will hopefully tell me if I'm being too implausible or not.)

Perhaps the most important question is, why the hell am I still awake when it's bloody 4:15 in the morning? It's a good thing that it's Martin Luther King Jr. Day, or I'd have to be in class in less than five hours. (Am back at school, btw, in case you couldn't tell. :p)

But since it is rather late, and I've got a lot to do tomorrow, I'll stop writing the fic and stop rambling here, and go get some sleep.

Comments

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

Good point, I'd never thought about that. Stupid Lucas, he should have had him face UP in the lava...

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Heh, it would certainly make things easier for me now. :p

[mlgm.livejournal.com]

Well, there is always the idea of a cybernetically enhanced penis. That might make an interesting story point.

Just an idea.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! XD Interesting, but not something I'm likely to include. :p

[rabidfangurl.livejournal.com]

Hyperbaric chamber. That's how you get unmasked!Vader. As for the equipment issue, I would think that there would be a lot of scar tissue, but an outside chance of things still working.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Can other people function normally in one? I don't know much about hyperbaric chambers, and googling it got me stuff that either wasn't useful or was full of medical terms I don't quite understand.

Also, good point about the scar tissue. Thanks for the comment!

[dimgwrthien714.livejournal.com]

I declare that Vader has a penis that he can strap on his pants whenever he wants to - mechanical and nasty.

*shudders*

MLK Day saves everyone from the horror of early classes.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Interesting image, that...

[dimgwrthien714.livejournal.com]

Rereading that comment I made makes me wanna vomit now, really.

[vikkir.livejournal.com]

Plot, why do you plague me so? 8,000 words into the fic (which was supposed to be just a drabble), and finally I can start the sex.

Plot is no bad thing. Vikki likes plot.

How do people write Vadersex?

I've never read full-on Vadersex. I've read mind-sex, and regenerated-body-sex, and oral sex (which is assuming he still has a whatsit.) But I would humbly beg you for full-on Vader sex, even if he has a prosthetic, or a strap on... Vader with a strap on... hmmm... Penetration through inanimate objects is also a possibility. Or maybe he just likes to make Luke orgasm, and then tags along for the ride.

Then again, Luke could top.

*g*

Ah well, I'll make do. This fic has way too much momeuntum for me to be deterred, and I have a few ideas. (And, thankfully, a beta reader who will hopefully tell me if I'm being too implausible or not.)

I am so please to hear that. :)

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Plot is no bad thing. Vikki likes plot.

Heh, and there's definitely plot. Not a very complicated one, but plot all the same. :p

Or maybe he just likes to make Luke orgasm, and then tags along for the ride.

That's the most likely option at the point, at least for the first sex scene. For the second, I'll see what I can manage. *g*

Then again, Luke could top.

...I just can't quite imagine Vader bottoming. XD

[manic-octopus.livejournal.com]

Yay, you made yourself known to me!! :D No bloodshed here! But as for the whole Vadersex thing...hmm. It's a mystery of the universe I've never really stopped to ponder before. I like mglm's idea of a cyber-penis. I bet those would be big sellers in the galaxy, and you could customize them so they spin or light up or something....I'll stop now.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I bet those would be big sellers in the galaxy, and you could customize them so they spin or light up or something

...I love you. XD

[sansenmage.livejournal.com]

I think Vadersex is most plausible when Force-enhanced with some aspects, but some kinky devices would add, well, kinky details.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I'm usually a very vanilla person, but I'll see what I can manage. :p

[tartanshell.livejournal.com]

10 times out of 10, I'd rather read complicated Vadersex, or Vader-has-to-have-modified-sex, than a fic where the tall, dark, and wheezy one whips his pants off to reveal his perfect body and starts going at it.

I mean, I don't care if the author totally makes stuff up, as long as thought has been put into it...y'know?

Personally, I really like this PDF diagram of the Vadersuit. It's a start, at least, and helpful when you're trying to figure out what Vader probably could and couldn't do.

Good luck!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

a fic where the tall, dark, and wheezy one whips his pants off to reveal his perfect body and starts going at it.

Heh! No fear of that here, don't worry. :p I'm definitely putting some thought into the mechanics (and perhaps more than I should :p), and I hope things at least end up making sense...

Ohh, thanks for the diagram! It should be quite useful. :)