rynne and allisonblair: perverters of Disney songs

[rynne]

So like eight months ago, allisonblair and I decided to make Walt Disney spin in his grave by pervifying Disney songs, like our adaptation of Under the Sea from Little Mermaid.

We did it again tonight with A Whole New World from Aladdin.

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Remus, now when did
You last let your cock decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, behind you, and under,
How 'bout you have a ride?

A-hole, new world
Down here, it's a new point of view
So please, don't tell me 'no'
Say when to go
I'll wait if you're adjuuuuusting

A-hole, new world,
I'm dazzled by the taste of you
So when I'm way down here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a-hole new world with you
Now I'm in a-hole new world with you

Unbelievable sounds
Indescribable feeling
Sweating, thrusting, not thinking
As I lie between your thighs

A-hole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
Just watch me as I come inside of you
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like the bright dog star
I'm coming hard
I want this to just stay you and me

A-hole, new world
Every touch a surprise
With new sensations to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll lick you anywhere
Oh, look, body hair
Don't share this hole; it's for just me and you

A-hole, new world
That's where I'll be
A brilliant screw
I like fucking you
Just you and me

Comments

[idroppedarice.livejournal.com]

*can't stop cracking up*

Hehehehe.

[froda-baggins.livejournal.com]

*coughs and points to icon*

[thieving-gypsy.livejournal.com]

THAT IS FANTASTIC! Dirty Disney amuses me like NOTHING else. XD My friends' takes on a couple of songs:

I wanna be where the hot men are.
I wanna feel their tongues and fingers in me,
Stroking around in that... what do you call it? Oh -- bum.
But licking my arse won't get you too far.
Cocks are required for sweating, panting.
Pound it into me until I... what's that word again? Come!
Fuck me in bed, fuck in the car,
Fuck in the street, on the beach, in a bar!
Now you're blushing, B.
Bet you wanna be
Part of my world!!!

- Gabriel

And:

No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's dick's as incredibly thick as Gaston, for there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any Gabe, Bob or Danny, and they'll tell you whose cock they prefer to be on...

- Danny


And the top twenty dirty Disney lyrics:

20. Purple (pea)cocks, he's got fifty-three.

19. Now you're all grown up inside of me.

18. Heave ho, in mysterious fathoms below.

17. Ali Baba had them forty thieves...

16. I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret, or make me frown.

15. I'm the king of the swingers.

14. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake.

13. Some heavy ammunition in your camp... all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say, "Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"

12. You can bet before we're through, Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

11. Keep it up, two, three, four...

10. ...you can do them both together...

9. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and ohh!

8. I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far.

7. Can your friends go, poof?

6. Take you wonder by wonder, over, sideways and under...

5. There's far too much to take in here.

4. Shining, shimmering, splendid...

3. Darling, it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me.

2. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. Just a little change, small to say the least. Both a little scared, neither one prepared...

aaaaaaaand............

1. They were drinking, they just guzzled it down, never dreaming that the scheming sherriff and his posse was a-watching them and gathering around...

[seventybyheart.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Two of my favourite Disney movies... corrupted. =D

[hidden-gems.livejournal.com]

9. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and ohh!

That's my favourite one of the lot!!

**dies laughing**

[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. THAT'S HILARIOUS.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

XD. That's the best. As is probably obvious, I love dirty Disney too. Sooner or later, Allison and I will probably be doing more...:D

[ib-druggie.livejournal.com]

You are going to hell.

Lmao.

[seventybyheart.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Perverted Disney is great, as is that parody.

Hell isn't such a bad place to be...

[sullacat.livejournal.com]

*screams* My eyes are burning!!!

I can't stop laughing to type more... so fucking funny!

~sulla~ (oh, it hurts...)

[hidden-gems.livejournal.com]

**dies laughing**

Especially since I watched "Aladdin" yesterday night...

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

O.O!!!!!!

*howls with laughter* OMFG! There's no words that can express my laughter. None.

*cackles*

[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

Well, that ought to help my mental health for quite some time...MOO HA HA HA HA HA.

*grins*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

*does not know whether to EEK loudly, O.o or simply smile lecherously*

...*settles on doing all three at the same time*

I heart that song, and I heart you too, now. :p

[latentfunction.livejournal.com]

OI MINE DIDN'T POST LAST NIGHT *POSTS AGAIN*

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha. Fantastic. :D