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If you want to keep your innocence about Disney songs...don't read ^_~.

DISCLAIMER: [livejournal.com profile] allisonblair and I do not in any way own Disney, The Little Mermaid, or "Under the Sea". All we've done is...spice it up a bit :p.



This song is so not cleaner
But listen anyway
You dream about going down there
At any time of day
Just look at the pants around you
Abandoned on the floor
With naked bits in front of you
What more are you looking for?

Under the sheets, under the sheets
Darling it's better down where it's wetter
Give it to me

Inside the bed we're bound to stay
We don't want the bits to go away
While we're devoting full time to stroking
Under the sheets

Down there everything is happy
As parts of you are quite full
Outside the bed ain't happy
As everything's quite dull
But outside the bed is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when they get horny
They end up with no date

Wo-no, under the sheets
Under the sheets
On top and on bottom, there is much fun
In very deed

We know that the dull ones want to fuck
But under the sheets we have the luck
We've got no worries
To climax we hurry
Under the sheets (under the sheets)
Under the sheets (under the sheets)
Since life is fun here, we've got it done here
Naturally (naturally-ee-ee-ee)

Even two girls or two guys
Can't stop the world from hearing their cries
We've got the spirit, you've got to hear it
Under the sheets

With cock like a rock
and bits doing it
the clothes often goes
the underwear anywhere
the skirt and the shirt
on floor and on door
you go down to blow
you hum then he come
he thrust till you bust
and oh watch that blowjob go!

Yeah, under the sheets
Under the sheets
When we start to dream of chocolate and cream
It's kinky to me (kinky to me)
What have they got outside the bed?
In here we fuck till we see red
Each time we stop here we switch the tops here
Under the sheets
We rock the bed here to wake up the dead here
Under the sheets
Each little flail here means another wail here
That's why it's better when we use the fetters
Yeah, we're in luck here as we lay and fuck here
Under the sheets

Ahhaha

Date: 2004-03-09 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boho-life.livejournal.com
I <3 YOU BOTH.

*Glomp*

Re: Ahhaha

Date: 2004-03-09 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rynne.livejournal.com
:D

It's the kind of thing that happens when [livejournal.com profile] allisonblair and I get on Y!M together. Expect more Disney perversion!

Re: Ahhaha

Date: 2004-03-09 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boho-life.livejournal.com
W000000000t.

Date: 2004-03-09 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyotto.livejournal.com
*dies* Oh my god I love it!

Date: 2004-03-09 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] latentfunction.livejournal.com
WE ROCK

THAT IS ALL

Date: 2004-03-09 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lily403.livejournal.com
Marry me.

*dies*

Love it!

Date: 2004-03-10 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eumenides1.livejournal.com
*whirr* *whirr* *whirr* - the sound of Walt Disney spinning in his grave - this was great!

How do mermaids do it anyway? No wonder Ariel wanted to be human.

Date: 2004-03-10 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suyari.livejournal.com
*chuckling* This is the most interesting adaption I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

And yet, my Disney innocence *snicker* remains blissfully in tact.

^~9

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