'Nother R/S ficlet song thingy

[rynne]

Title: Remus the Lonely Werewolf
Summary: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"--only not.
Rating: R
Notes: Well, I've done it again. Another Christmas carol has been perverted, and it's just as dirty as the other one. Have fun. Though since "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is shorter than "The Twelve Days of Christmas", this is pretty short too.



Remus the lonely werewolf
Had a very dark secret
And if you ever found out
You would wish you never knew it.

All of the other wizards
Would have wanted to kill him dead
Except for ickle Sirius
Who wanted to give Remus head

Then one foggy full moon night
Padfoot came to play
With the moon o’erhead bright
Wolf and dog humped ‘til the day

Then the two boys woke naked
Neither could believe their luck.
Remus was no longer lonely
Now he had Sirius to fuck.

Comments

[latentfunction.livejournal.com]

You're perverting Christmas for me!!!

Seriously, there's a growing list of things I can't see/hear with a straight face.

This is now one of them. >.<

Love it, btw.

[ohelise.livejournal.com]

*Glomps your icon and runs away

[irisanderson.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

[ohelise.livejournal.com]

*Yours, too.

[hiddendaze.livejournal.com]

I agree with allisonblair - I'm going to smirk at the next carol I hear:) What's next? ("come all ye faithful" just popped into my head - yikes!)

[latentfunction.livejournal.com]

Come!!!

*dies*

[rynne.livejournal.com]

*snerk* "Oh come, all ye lustful..." Double entendres are fun...;).

[ohelise.livejournal.com]

*Absolutely dies

I burst out laughing when I read this...sooo hilarious.

All of the other wizards
Would have wanted to kill him dead
Except for ickle Sirius
Who wanted to give Remus head

^best verse

--Oh Elise

[race-carrigan.livejournal.com]

oh jebus... I'm not going to be able to listen to christmas carols anymore... or maybe not without cracking up laughing.

XD XD XD

[bronfelen.livejournal.com]

Haha. Ha. *glomps your filks*

[boggartmoonhead.livejournal.com]

OMG. I had already made my own twisted version of Rudolph with Legolas, but this is even better. You rock. Seriously. I glomp your brain. And perversion. ^_^