R/S ficlet song thingy
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rynneI'll put up an actual entry later, I just wanted to do this first.
Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Summary: The song "The Twelve Days of Christmas", puppy style
Rating: R
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a big bed full of Moony.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two blowjobs and a big bed full of Moony.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven stuffed dogs howling, ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blow jobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve naked pictures, eleven stuffed dogs howling, ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Summary: The song "The Twelve Days of Christmas", puppy style
Rating: R
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a big bed full of Moony.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two blowjobs and a big bed full of Moony.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven stuffed dogs howling, ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blow jobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve naked pictures, eleven stuffed dogs howling, ten cans of body paint, nine suggestive smiles, eight tubes of lube, seven colored leashes, six studded collars, five pla-ay things, four leather trousers, three French kisses, two blowjobs, and a big bed full of Moony.
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Date: 2003-12-06 06:16 pm (UTC)I love it!
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Date: 2003-12-06 08:04 pm (UTC)Seriously.
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Date: 2003-12-06 08:18 pm (UTC)And the 12 Days of Christmas has been stuck in my head since i read your version!
the leather pants, collars and all :)
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Date: 2003-12-06 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-06 08:49 pm (UTC)just drop me a line and tommarow i'll send the pics to you.
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Date: 2003-12-07 12:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-06 08:03 pm (UTC)Thank you for this lovely little ditty. :-)
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Date: 2003-12-06 08:33 pm (UTC)I love it! Hahaha...this is sure to brighten up anyone's Christmas, eh? I especially like the four leather trousers. Mmm...love that.
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Date: 2003-12-06 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-12-10 10:22 am (UTC)Loved the ickle ditty. I think it was slightly enhanced by the Santa suit I'm wearing at the moment... ^_^
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Date: 2003-12-10 09:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-10 09:17 pm (UTC)--Rynne
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Date: 2003-12-10 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 08:10 am (UTC)how much better can you get??? a great song slash pairing fic type thing!!
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