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[rynne]

According to that religions meme going around my flist, I am 96% atheist. The only surprising thing about that is that it's not higher--I'm...really not big on religion.

My second highest score was Satanist. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

Also, random question that I almost can't believe I'm asking:

Those Who Know, do people really moan as much during sex as most smutfics would have me believe? Sometimes it seems like every other sentence contains a moan of some sort. Being a person who hasn't done anything more than some open-mouthed kissing (and sans tongues, at that), I wouldn't really know realistic sex* from realistic rice pudding, but some things I read just make me o_O. And moaning...there seems to be an awful lot of it.

Okay, watch me HIDE UNDER A ROCK because I asked that. *flees*

*Yes, I write sex anyway. Reading smutfics is part of my research. This question is more of it. :p

Comments

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

The moaning really depends on the person. There are moaners, screamers, quiet ones, etc. *hides because she answered this question*

[troubadour118.livejournal.com]

Um, I moan and grunt and scream and curse and moan some more and yell like a pig and drool and spit and sweat and go the fuck to TOWN.

So, yes. >:D

[nykohl.livejournal.com]

Mmm...rice pudding. That said, sorry, can't help you.

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

Like most things, it varies from person to person. It's also an easy way to say hey, I like that, do it again, without you know, actually having to say that. And sometimes, if moaning/grunting/screaming/groaning etc. isn't exactly involuntarily, its just nice to make noise when your partner gets off on it. :p

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

It's a personal thing. And also situational. Sometimes it's damn fun to try and stay quiet. But yes -- moaning, whimpering . . . in my experience? Yes, yes, yes.

[ladyblack888.livejournal.com]

Hmm, yes. And keening. A lot. And swearing to the point of making a sailor blush.

[greenwitch.livejournal.com]

*sets up camp in the virgin corner, starts passing out cookies*

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cookie! *munches*

[froda-baggins.livejournal.com]

Oo, cookies. *plops down*

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

*munches her cookie happily and settles down comfortably* Do you have enough food for a long stay here? Cause I might need it :P

[greenwitch.livejournal.com]

My destiny is to be a Crazy Old Lady with cats in a rocking chair yelling at the damn kids to get off my damn lawn. I'm stocked up until then ;D

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Your mileage may vary. Some moan a lot, some moan a little, some don't make any sound at all.

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Me, I generally hold a conversation (there needs to be more talking in smut) interspersed with giggles (everything makes me laugh), moans and groans, and occasional animal noises (partner gets bonus points if I accidentally bark/yelp like a dog *sigh*) I've met screamers, squeakers, swearers, and (annoyingly) silent types, but moans are common to most of them. Moans are safe, but anything goes, basically - people are weird :D

[archon-mentha.livejournal.com]

(annoyingly) silent types

Oi! Hey! We can't help it. *LOL* Seriously. I can't talk during sex, once things really get going. I've tried. Some little switch in my brain goes off, and I can't say a thing beyond an occasional moan, and even that is quiet...I just can't find my voice. (Funny how I tend not to inflict that on my characters, though. ^__^)

So be nice to the dirty-talking impaired! *waves banner, giggling madly* ^__^

[captainjames.livejournal.com]

My highest score were both Satanism and Atheism, both with 96% I think. My third highest score was agnosticism, which is actually what I am.
As for your random question, well, everyone's said it already: it varies from person to person. And I'll add that it can be different for one person as well, depending on the situation, his/her partner, etc.

[immortalis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, as everyone else has said, it varies from person to person. Everyone I've been involved with has cursed up a storm and yes, they've moaned a lot as well.

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

do people really moan as much during sex as most smutfics would have me believe? Sometimes it seems like every other sentence contains a moan of some sort. Being a person who hasn't done anything more than some open-mouthed kissing (and sans tongues, at that), I wouldn't really know realistic sex* from realistic rice pudding, but some things I read just make me o_O. And moaning...there seems to be an awful lot of it.

Fuck it I'll answer, you know I don't give a shit, lol

At first I wasn't that big of a talker/moaner. Yeah the "uh uh's" and all that jazz but something changed and I don't know when the hell it did. I talk my ass off now, I have no idea why.

No man wants a silent woman in the bed. A man wants to know that you like what he's doing and damnit, I say let him know it!

Also, let him know if he isn't shit in the bed and to get the hell up off you. :P

*preens* Still the prettiest.

Veela