possible challenge

For some reason, I can't get this challenge idea out of my head. It's been simmering there for months, and won't go away, so I'm going to share in the hopes that it will stop bothering me.

Literal Lyrical Challenge:

Take an excerpt from the lyrics of a song, and write a fic based on the literal meaning of those lyrics. For example, using the Beatles' Eleanor Rigby:

Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream, waits at the window, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.

A face that she keeps in the jar by the door--does that scream "Polyjuice!" to anyone else?

Or take Three Dog Night's Joy to the World:

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine.

Is Jeremiah a bullfrog Animagus, then?

Hmmm...wonder if anyone would actually be interested...