Joy to the World! Only not.

[rynne]

Ehehehehehe.

Remember these three filks?

Christmas is approaching, and so I did it again. Watch out for more later.

Title: Joy to the World
Rating: NC17
Summary: "Joy to the World". Only not quite.
Note: Randomly, I know the real version of this song better in Spanish than in English. :p


Joy to the world! Sirius has come;
He thinks Remus is God.
In the bed they have lots of fun;
They fuck until they drop,
They fuck until they drop,
They fuck until they drop and go to sleep.

Joy to the earth! They’re back up again;
Their cocks are really hard.
With kisses and soft bites
Sirius goes down his chest
And takes him in his mouth
And takes him in his mouth
And takes him into his mouth and sucks him deep.

No more let Sirius go unspent
Nor do all the work.
Remus will give him a handjob
That Sirius really likes
That Sirius really likes
That Sirius really likes, because he comes.

They lie in bed with sweat and come
And are so satisfied.
Remus mutters a cleaning charm
And Sirius laughs and hugs him
And Sirius laughs and hugs him
And Sirius laughs and hugs him until they start again.

Comments

[lovessacrifice.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, I feel so sacriligious in such a very good way.

[stickpegasus.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you are so awesome. That totally put me in the xxxmas spirit.

[neko-myka.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. That is so wrong it's awesome :p

[spawnsfix.livejournal.com]

and there i thought only the muppets could make me feel christmassy...

[fairyfey.livejournal.com]

I am going to laugh -so- hard whenever I hear this song now. XD

[risingdragon.livejournal.com]

I read this and later I started humming, remembering the words. Normally I'm not one for Christmas carols AT ALL; when one comes on the radio, I change the station, and I do all my shopping in November to avoid the songs and such (ba, humbug). This humming took my mother by surprise -- "You're finally getting into the Christmas spirit! <3"

I could not stop laughing.

[boggartmoonhead.livejournal.com]

Lovely, lovely, lovely. =D