argelfraster

[rynne]

R-Y-N-N-E

THERE IS NO FLIPPIN' H!

!!!!!

How the hell can people continually misspell it when it's written down in front of them? And why the hell do they always misspell it the same way? Is "Rhynne" part of some subliminal message or something?

*has ginormous headache*

I apparently become a memesheep when I'm sick? A spammy memesheep at that.

You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.

PS: Anyone who comments with a deliberate misspelling of my name will...face my wrath. o.O

*goes to sleep*

Comments

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Hope you feel better soon. I sympathize. I feel shitty as hell too.

But I had to comment because *SQUEE* you said ARGELFRASTER!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love the Enchanted Forest Chronicles--when I was younger, I wanted to be Cimorene when I grew up.

*pats* Let's both get better soon, shall we? :)

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

You name three fictional characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.

Three characters. Okay...

Sam Vimes from Discworld. Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Crowley from Good Omens.

[ariastar.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a cruel choice. I woudln't want to push any of them off a cliff. ^^

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

At least Crowley can fly, right?

[rynne.livejournal.com]

So can Jareth, in his owl form. And it was a hard decision, but I figured I'd rather shag Crowley than Jareth. :p

[rynne.livejournal.com]

It was a cruel choice. But at least two of the three have some sort of flying ability...

[rynne.livejournal.com]

That is...really bloody hard. Hmmm, all right. Jareth gets pushed off a cliff, because he can turn into an owl and fly back up. Shag Crowley, because mmmm, Crowley. And marry Sam Vimes, because even if he's not all that good a husband, at least he's human. :p

[saphreanth.livejournal.com]

Voldemort, Peter, McNair. :>

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Macnair goes straight off a cliff without his wand. Then I'd shag Voldie and marry Peter.

This was actually a fairly easy decision...

okay...

[red_squared]

Lockhart, Snape and McGonagall.

Re: okay...

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Snape gets pushed off a cliff, without his wand. I'll shag Lockhart, because he's pretty if nothing else, and marry McGonagall, should gay marriage be legalized.

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

Well, I would include "Rhynne" in my list of fictional characters so you could throw her off a cliff... but that would be too easy. ;) So I'll go for the obvious:

Sirius
Remus
Severus

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. :p *pitches Rhynne off a cliff anyway*

This was too easy. Snape gets thrown off a cliff, sans broom and wand. Then I'd shag Sirius rotten, and end up marrying Remus. :p (Ulterior motive sort of thing--maybe I can marry Remus during the lost years, and then he leaves me to go back to Sirius post-PoA. *g*)

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

And then y'all can have threesomes! Yay!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I'm torn between OMGYESGIMMETHREESOME and WAHPUPPIESBELONGTOGETHER. :p

[happyreaper.livejournal.com]

So people with 'accidental' misspellings of your name wouldn't have to face your wrath? What about people who misspell it an entirely different way from Rhynne? =P

Any limits on the fictional characters? You may not know a bunch of them.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

People who accidentally misspell my name get wrath too, but not as much. Somewhere else, ignipes once said she was tempted to call me Rhyhnhnheh and I was like skgjlasdgkadsgkadfklga;dfNO! :p

You'd probably best stick to fandoms mentioned in my interests.

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Um. Sorry. (But not really. Your reaction was kind of funny.)

People misspell my user name all the time, too. Usually it has something to do with pies. I don't understand. Actually, my real name is far worse (it's the sort of name where, even if I spell it for them, they write it down wrong, because their mind just doesn't accept what they hear). So I do feel your pain, Rynne. I really do. :)

[rynne.livejournal.com]

:p Misspellings I've seen of your name tend to include either pies or pipes. Any misspelling of an internet name rather boggles my mind, as it's on the internet and therefore writtend down so one can see how it's spelled...

Dude, my real name is worse too. People get it if I spell it to them, usually, but either they spell it wrong or they pronounce it wrong. In recent memory, I can recall maybe one or two people being able to both spell it and pronounce it right on the first try. And my last name...let's not even go there.

I think my annoyance with RL name spelling tribulations just carries over to the internet. :p

[madilayn.livejournal.com]

One would think that when your name is written in front of them they would get it right.......

Oh well - onto your spammy meme.

Heathcliffe
Zakath
Biggles

Well - that's a nice mix of genres for you!!!!

Get well soon, sweetie!

[rynne.livejournal.com]

So one would think. *sigh* But does it happen? Nooooooooo.

Er. It would be a nice mix of genres...if I knew who the hell any of those people are? The only one I can guess is maybe Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights, only I'm not sure...

[madilayn.livejournal.com]

Heathcliffe - yes Wuthering Heights.

Biggles - from the "Biggles" series by Captain W Johns - written just after WWI about a RAF pilot - Captain James Bigglesworth (known as Biggles).

Zakath is the Mallorean Emperor from the David & Leigh Eddings "Mallorean" series of books.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

...Er, still doesn't help. If I only know one out of the three, I can't really make an informed decision. You can choose some other people, though.

[captainjames.livejournal.com]

Several months ago, when I was still a newbie at FA, I remember I had to check your username before writing it because I wasn't sure if it had H in it or not =D. I think I was confusing it with Rhysenn (or however you spell it) -- she's the author of a popular fic, I think.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, that actually makes sense. Doesn't quite excuse it, as it is written down for people to check (like you did), but I suppose it makes sense.

[genarti]

Jayne Cobb (from Firefly), Carrot (from Discworld), and Neo (from The Matrix).

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Have never seen Firefly. You can pick someone else, if you like--I know who the other two are.

[genarti]

Hmm... Aragorn from LotR, then.

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Right. Neo gets pitched off a cliff (and Trinity can follow him), I'll shag Aragorn, and marry Carrot. (Of course, I'll feel guilty about Arwen and Angua, but...Aragorn and Carrot!)

[ariastar.livejournal.com]

Three fictional characters?

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. ^^

[rynne.livejournal.com]

I'd feel guilty about throwing Gimli off a cliff, but I'd do it. Then I'd shag Aragorn, because I don't want to marry him and mess with Arwen, and I'd marry Legolas, as there's no canon wife for him. :p

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

From Rurouni Kenshin:

Saitoh, Aoshi, Sanosuke

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Saitou goes of a cliff, as I never liked him much. I'll just shag Sano, so you and Megumi can share him later *g*. I'll marry Aoshi, even though I'm fairly sure Misao would kill me for it...

[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw your name misspelled somewhere on FA today, and the first thought in my head was, "She's not going to be happy about this..."

Maybe Rhynne can be friends with Murader and Maurader. *giggles*

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Urk. Where was it that this uncouth person misspelled my name? Grahjdsgs...

*shoves Rhynne off to keep company with Murader and Maurader in hell*

[nykohl.livejournal.com]

Fitzwilliam Darcy, Haldir McHaldir (because elves don't have last names) and Steve (who doesn't have a last name, either, but hey, why not).