my God people save me please *whimpers*

First of all, I apologize for any spelling mistakes that may be in here. My pain medication apparently is also making my vision go absolutely blurry. I have skimmed the flist (can't really do more than skim when I can't really see...) and answered a few comments but I had to catch up on about a day and a half of flist and emails and I still have a shift to do which I am GOING TO DO as I want my seventh shift for four months in a row dammit! And I finally got my eMentor Special Agent duties which don't seem like they're that hard, but I'll start coordinating when I can concentrate and see properly. I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE STUPID PAIN MEDS *tears out hair*. Now I really understand why I'm not supposed to drive while taking these (well aside from the drowsiness and the nausea and the headache...)

Two nice things. First of all, another entry for the Shakespeare Challenge!

This Side of the Lie by zauberer_sirin. HP, Remus/Sirius, Snape/Regulus/Bellatrix, implied Snape/Harry, R.

Glory is like a circle in the water,
Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,
Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Henry VI, Act I, scene ii

I will read it myself and comment on it when I can actually read (thank GOD I can type without seeing the keys!) and put it up on the master list soon.

And then, of course, there is hi1arity's Remus/Sirius picture of ABSOLUTE HOTNESS in which there is GLAM and MAKEUP and COLLARS and CORSETS and STOCKINGS and is just UTTERLY DROOLWORTHY AND WHICH I LIKE TO STARE AT. Trust me. It is HOT. :D:D:D I <3333 hi1arity.

Also, Sing, the Children is up at The Dark Arts (with some funny bolded stuff--I'll have to resubmit and see if I can fix that...) and For Love of a Bear is up at Riddikulus (the fic with the Monty Python lines!), so go read and review those if you haven't already.

And AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the new FAP avatars? The ones from PoA? How many of those are ones copperbadge made? And casira? A LOT!

Also: I will not apply to be a Niffler. I will not apply to be a Niffler. I will not apply to be a Niffler. I already have two jobs at FA and one at HPfGU. I do not have time to be a NIffler. I will not apply. I will not. *tries to make self believe it*

Now for the real point of this post besides a bunch of rambling. Yesterday, I spent most of the day sleeping. Seriously--I got up at like nine-thirty am, was under anesthesia from about ten-thirty to eleven-thirty, came home and slept until four-thirty, where I played FFVIII for about forty-five minutes, then went back to sleep until ten-thirty, where I dragged myself online only to tell eMentors that my shift would be late, and then slept until seven am this morning. THAT'S A LOT OF SLEEP, and I slept even more today.

But anyway. My eyes won't focus, my teeth won't stop aching, I get dizzy when I stand up for too long (ie ten minutes), I have to wear ice packs on my head that are alternately choking me or falling off. I have a headache and nausea, and I absolytely hate not being able to chew. I'm not allowed to participate in my sword fighting class on Sunday. Frankly, I feel absolutely miserable.

Please cheer me up. Please. Review one of my stories. Post a comment to one of my two Niffles (absolutely BOUND to make me really happy).

Or, if you want to be absolutely wonderful and want to make me ecstatic, you could write me something (or draw me something, if that's your predilection *g*). Something happy. Sweet and fluffy and Remus/Sirius and little-to-no angst. I will love you a lot. Like, A LOT.

And I am not above begging. *puppy eyes*